To a Wild Phallus

Rapid fire masturbation
Fills the place with exaltation
Epic songs of copulation
Loves unknown of derivation
Not yet done by automation
Fit for every size and station
Cause of moral ululation
Still release of dire frustration
Cause of secret machination
Subject still to innovation
Antidote to gloom's oration
Practice of our every nation
Soothing creamy masturbation